Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Unpossible!-Chicago style

NBC News Chicago reports on crime in Chicago-Crime that is impossible to believe because we all know that nobody is allowed to carry a handgun in Chicago (except the cops and politicos). Therefore, THIS REPORT must be entirely false.

Since we all know that only criminals and politicians (I repeat myself...) can carry concealed in Chicago, perhaps the criminals doing the shooting were actually Aldermen out on the town for the night??

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Newbius

2 comments:

Weer'd Beard said...

Oddly enough Boston's streets were wet with blood too!

Odd that the blood in the streets keeps happening but never in the towns the antis predict...

Bubblehead Les. said...

Unpossible is Right! Guns in Chicago = UFO's over Roswell. Nothing to see, Move along, the Mayor has everything under control....