Thursday, May 19, 2011

It is 5:00 somewhere

I will quote Dorothy Parker, for the truth, if not the exact act:
I love to drink Martinis
Two at the very most
Three, I'm under the table
Four, I'm under the host


ETA: You can find some of her other gems HERE.


Alan said...

Dorothy Parker "ran" the original Vicious Circle.

North said...

Six. Six and my wife almost made it all the way home before she puked.