Thursday, May 19, 2011

It is 5:00 somewhere

I will quote Dorothy Parker, for the truth, if not the exact act:
I love to drink Martinis
Two at the very most
Three, I'm under the table
Four, I'm under the host
:)

Newbius

ETA: You can find some of her other gems HERE.

2 comments:

Alan said...

Dorothy Parker "ran" the original Vicious Circle.

North said...

Six. Six and my wife almost made it all the way home before she puked.