So, I am at a Trader Joe's in Northern Virginia. I am perusing the selection of Cabernet when I realize that I am blocking the aisle with my cart. I look up and apologize to the woman with the pained expression for blocking the way, when she begins to apologize profusely and say it is her fault for intruding.
She says (in a panicky, rapidly-rising squeak) that she wouldn't dream of upsetting me, especially considering the shirt that I am wearing, all while skittering away to the other end of the store like a cottontail evading a coyote.
Wow. If the sight of an AK-47 silk-screened on a T-shirt causes such PSH, I wonder what would have happened if I had been open-carrying instead? I might have had to explain to the Po-Po what the difference between shopping and brandishing is. For sure, I would have had to clean up aisle three...