QOTD: Security Theater

Over at Volokh, there is a thread relating to TSA Security Theater. In the comments (always a good read at Volokh), is this gem from "SG":

My preferred screening policy for Islamic terrorists is to put out a plate of bacon. Anyone who takes a piece can go through without further hassle. Anyone who passes up the bacon gets extra screening. It’s win-win — the Islamists self-identify and everybody else gets free bacon.

I realize it will raise some false positives with vegetarians, but I figure that’s OK — I don’t trust those folks either.

Can I get an "Amen!"?

Newbius